Dear Aes Sedai,
 
How can I best season my Cookpot for the most delicious social media manager?
 
 

Dear Chef,
 

It is well known in the Tower that the Brown Ajah has compiled a collection of recipes for their favorite food, babies. Now, babies are small, so if you wish to try one of their recipes, I think it would be in your best interest to first befriend a Brown. They don’t give their recipes to just anyone, you know. Once you have gained their trust and access to the cookbook, you’ll need to multiply the ingredients in the recipe by how many babies you think would make up your social media manager.
 
I won’t hazard a guess on how much you’ll need to multiply by, but I would suggest you err on the side of caution so you don’t over-season your social media manager. You want the flavors to work together, not have any one dominant or have the seasoning overpower the underlying flavor of the manager. Don’t forget to adjust your cook time, too. Happy cooking!
 
 

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